Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Patsy, what's been going on with you since we saw yesterday?

Big day in our house. We're getting a new couch finally. It's taken months because everything, you know, it's taking ages on the ship to come out.

It is exciting when you get something new. Is it especially like a new couch?

And what is it when you finally decide on something and then you look at the old

couch which you thought was kind of just sort of, you know, over the line and you look at it and

you think that's actually quite feral. I don't know that. Yeah, you start to see it as disgusting.

Yeah. I think my wife's at that point in our relationship actually. I'm that feral couch.

And the new husband is being delivered sometimes.

One day I'm going to find myself out on hard rubbish out the front.

Make someone come pick me up.

I was looking at it last night.

There's a hole in the side of Chris's and then there's coffee and Milo splashed all over.

I thought, yeah, it's time.

But everything comes in a wooden box now.

Can I ask, does Chris have his own seat in the...

Of course he does.

That reminds me my grandpa.

He had always like he had his seat.

It's so funny that we don't have that anymore.

But don't you have your own seat in like a couch.

I do.

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