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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Never Have I Ever

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

After watching a viral video about an old man eating a cheeseburger, Christian wants to know what you've never done

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0:00.0

Christian.

0:01.2

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.4

Yesterday, my youngest daughter told me something on TikTok.

0:07.5

TikTok is where she gets her news from.

0:09.4

I've got to say some of the TikTok news is actually better than some of the actual news,

0:12.7

apart from Patsy's, obviously.

0:14.9

Anyway, yesterday she's showed me a little clip of an 87-year-old man

0:17.7

having a cheeseburger for the first time in his life. She'd obviously worked

0:22.2

our own algorithm about the kind of content I would like and go, this TikTok is amazing.

0:27.4

Are there more of these? It's a whole stream of people enjoying cheeseburgers for the first time

0:32.5

in their lives. To be 87 and to have never experienced the joy. Was it Maccas or just a root language?

0:38.8

It was a big old juicy cheeseburger.

0:40.9

It was freshly made.

0:42.6

This old man, you could tell he was having a transcendent experience like any of us when we have a cheeseburger.

0:48.2

But you never know.

0:49.3

You're having a cheeseburger for the first time in his life.

0:51.5

This guy did.

0:52.4

He couldn't believe that he'd never had the great cheeseburger in his life. This guy did. He couldn't believe that he'd never had the great

0:55.3

cheeseburger in his life. He's got, in that moment, he's experienced so much joy, but probably

0:59.6

almost so much regret that he spent 87 years without eating cheeseburgers. I mean, life is tough

1:05.1

sometimes. Make it easier with a cheeseburger. So anyway, today, there must be, loads of us have done,

1:11.2

haven't done things that we've got to a certain age in our life,

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