MINI: Negotiations

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Comedy, Music Interviews, Music, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Christian's daughter drives a hard bargain

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0:00.0	Christian.
0:01.0	Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:04.0	Over the weekend, I've got summoned to go up to Lois, my youngest teenager, 15 going on 35.
0:12.0	I don't know Donald Trump wrote the book, The Art of the Negotiation, but no one negotiates harder than a teenager.
0:18.0	No, let me call it for that.
0:19.0	No one negotiates harder than a teenage girl. It is brutal. I didn't know I was walking into a teenager. No one negotiates harder than a teenage girl.
0:22.0	It is brutal.
0:23.2	I didn't know I was walking into her negotiation.
0:25.1	I was walking into a trap.
0:26.6	Normally when I go up there, it's something.
0:29.3	She needs something, right?
0:30.2	Straight away, I'm really anxious.
0:31.5	Like, oh, God, what is it now?
0:33.5	Right?
0:33.9	I go in and she goes, I just got to sit on the bed because I don't know where else to sit
0:37.5	because there's crap everywhere. There's like a pair of shoes in a box. I'm like, didn't I get
0:41.4	you those for Christmas? It's, it's May and there's like charging cables that I know were mine
0:46.6	that I've been looking for. It's like, you know where the police at raid somewhere and they've been conducting a crime for two years. This is so much crap on the floor.
0:55.1	So I go to sit on the bed.
0:55.9	She goes, no, don't sit there.
0:56.8	You'll miss it.
0:57.2	I went, there's mess everywhere.
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