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In life, I think there are things that are kind of natural form of contraception.

My daughter turned 18, Ruby, one of her friends got a dream capture.

And I don't mean like one of those smaller ones.

I mean a big ass, it's like three foot.

It's big and like a mega-sized pizza. pizza and she was like I'm going to put this

on my bedroom when I leave and January

go to university and I was about to go oh my god

that looked awful I thought oh my god now that'd be

brilliant because that will be

I didn't say this but in my mind

that is a natural contraceptive

because if you see that and you're a guy

you're going do you know what rain check

i've got just remembered i left a load of washing on three-foot dream catcher natural form of

contraception there are others too many plants too many plants in a bedroom or the worse too many

dead plants something's going on the energy's not right in there.

What do we think of the other natural contraceptives? The one I had that I didn't even know at the time was a natural contraceptive was the

chin up bar in the doorway of my bedroom.

What's wrong with that?

I don't mind a chin up bar.

Because I was a scrawny teenager who obviously wasn't using it. Yeah, I mean, look, if it's a jacked dude, you think, well, okay, it makes sense.

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