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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Natural Conception

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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There are some things in life that are an unintended form of natural conception

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.9

In life, I think there are things that are kind of natural form of contraception.

0:09.4

My daughter turned 18, Ruby, one of her friends got a dream capture.

0:14.3

And I don't mean like one of those smaller ones.

0:16.2

I mean a big ass, it's like three foot.

0:18.9

It's big and like a mega-sized pizza. pizza and she was like I'm going to put this

0:22.4

on my bedroom when I leave and January

0:23.9

go to university and I was about to go oh my god

0:26.3

that looked awful I thought oh my god now that'd be

0:27.8

brilliant because that will be

0:29.2

I didn't say this but in my mind

0:31.2

that is a natural contraceptive

0:33.9

because if you see that and you're a guy

0:36.2

you're going do you know what rain check

0:38.1

i've got just remembered i left a load of washing on three-foot dream catcher natural form of

0:45.0

contraception there are others too many plants too many plants in a bedroom or the worse too many

0:50.8

dead plants something's going on the energy's not right in there.

0:56.4

What do we think of the other natural contraceptives? The one I had that I didn't even know at the time was a natural contraceptive was the

1:00.5

chin up bar in the doorway of my bedroom.

1:03.3

What's wrong with that?

1:04.3

I don't mind a chin up bar.

1:06.0

Because I was a scrawny teenager who obviously wasn't using it. Yeah, I mean, look, if it's a jacked dude, you think, well, okay, it makes sense.

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