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Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Good morning, Patsy.

Morning.

Good morning, Jack Post.

Hi, guys.

Take it easy today, guys.

Stay safe in the sun.

Patsy, what's it getting up to today in Melbourne?

Yeah, 32 now.

32?

Yeah, it was originally 29.

They bumped it up a few notches.

Tell me this. Do we know what it's going to be in Sydney?

The reason what I'm thinking about is King Charles out there. Old guy, he's not been too well. He's having a testy old time, as we know. Don't need to get into it. Leave that one. And as the only Chicago radio here, I'm not his defendant. All I'm saying is you've got to look after your pets in high heat and kings. When they know it's your actual king, he's a king from somewhere. Plenty of water, plenty of shade. Hydrate and shade. On that noggin, he's got less hair I noticed yesterday. Yes, you're right. I think it's falling out with this trip. 23 cloud clearing for Sydney today. Oh, they've arranged it for him. Oh, lovely. We've arranged for some clouds for you. They will clear those. So get him back to the hotel before it's too late in the afternoon. When does he leave to go back to the UK? Tonight, doesn't he? I think that're flying tonight. Got a big day today. He didn't really do that much here, did he? Oh, you kidding. He's done more the last three days he took off. He's done more the last couple days and you've done the last couple days. You want to go for a walkabout with your hand behind up this going, thank you. We're coming. Making small talk for living. Worst job in the world. But didn't he arrive Friday and then take the weekend off? He was going on, Jen. He's 75. And he got spat at by an alpaca yesterday. He's having the worst trip down under. And right now, the optics list to the UK is like, this is not a place to come on holiday. You'll be spat out by the animals here. And the alpacas are the most mild animals here. They're not the truly dangerous ones. You're right, it's obviously a Republican alpaca. Even the animals are spending a child. He's getting no love anywhere. Not even a native animal. He's going to get on that plane tonight and just go, oh my God. My mum had none of this. My mum was never spat up by an alpaca. All right, Pat, are you a Monday winner or loser? How was your day yesterday? Oh, I am a bit of a loser, and I'm kind of sick and tired of being a loser all the time because... What are you, a teenager or something? I'm tired of being a loser all the time. I'm tired of being a loser. You're an Accra, a winner, champ, champ. Oh, well, that's true. I picked up audio yesterday from school. She was very hot and bothered. You know, not at all like in your house. You've got a year 12 about to sit exam.

So I'm sure it's not as stressful as your house right now. I tell you why it's stressful enough for my wife and I right now, live. It's muck up day today. I muck up. It was not Friday. I created chaos saying on the radio it was muck up day because a lot of the moms and dads listened to me. they were then contacting their kids going

so it's muckup day today you've lied to us

my daughter the radio. It was muck up day. Because a lot of the moms and dads listened to me. They were then contacting the kids going, so it's muckup day today. You've lied to us. My daughter rang me at school yesterday from a bathroom going, what the bloody hell have you said on the radio? I thought it was saying no. Why would you say? I'm confused. You don't listen to anything. You don't listen to what I say. So it's today, so no, there's a lot of stress for my wife and I.

Yeah, Markup Day is live right now. to anything. Yes. You don't listen to what I say. So it's today. So, no, there's a lot of stress for my wife and I.

Yeah, Markup Day is live right now.

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