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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Miserable Shop Keepers

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever met a miserable shop keeper?

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0:00.0

Christian.

0:01.2

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.5

Some shop owners are just miserable, right?

0:08.3

They just are, you know, and I get it.

0:10.2

Maybe the choices in life, that is what they're, the life they had imagined for themselves.

0:15.0

However, there's no need to take it out on us.

0:17.5

We just want to come in the shop, buy whatever you've got there, and go.

0:21.2

You know, there are some people, there used to be a party shop, right? Back in England,

0:25.3

and I would always have to go in twice a year to get balloons for the girls when they were younger

0:28.8

for their birthday parties, right? And you think running a party shop is someone celebratory?

0:32.9

Jack, it was the misobleous man, right? First of all, right, a stank of nicotine in there, right?

0:38.8

Where he was obviously hated it so much, right?

0:42.1

It was obviously just finishing a cigarette.

0:44.6

Oh, bloody, oh, kids coming in off me.

0:46.9

And he would never put the cigarette out.

0:49.2

Even though, you know, it's illegal to smoke indoors.

0:51.1

You could tell he was just having a cigarette.

0:52.7

Oh, flipping out.

0:53.7

It's more kids coming in this party shop, right?

0:56.7

And then one Sunday I had to go in, as prearranged,

0:59.3

she was going to open up a bit early at 9 to pick up 30 helium balloons and a unicorn.

1:05.7

And I went in there and I had to make small talk with this guy,

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