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Guys, it's Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. Let's imagine a Wednesday. It's half time. Are you winning or losing your week so far? We call it the midweek scores. Let us know how this week is going so far for you. Would you say you're winning or losing? Let me know. Text me 0475.031043 giant ell all over me probably smell of it today as it

came into work guys and i apologize i have tried to spritz and spray but you can't sometimes a stench of

loser you know i told you we are we're moving home we're downsizing now the wife and i are empty nester

so in the new downsized place we're moving to at the end of the year, there's no room for me to have a, even a small desk in an office. So I'm reduced to at the moment speaking to companies that do, you know, it's big business during COVID. A lot of people had these like pod studios. Yes, yep. And they're called Garden Studios now.

Oh, okay.

Garden Studio.

However, because the dimensions that I've now been whittled down to by my wife, I'm not making it up, which is two metres by two meters. No, sorry, that's not anything. No, no, a lot of them are saying, do you know what? I've contacted so many companies that do this. they've always, most of them have said so far, we don't go down that small.

Because you know why, we don't go down that small. Because you know why?

We don't make sales for Guantanamo Bay.

I'm looking for a garden in Guantanamo Bay cell.

I can't.

I'm going to be running a national radio show from a cell in the garden.

Two metres by two meters. You know, I'll be doing meetings and business deals and they'll be like, wait, you in a small shed? Are you stuck? Have you been kidnapped? No, is this strictly due to the size of the house, or is this because Sarah has... You're allotted space. I never even thought about this. She always, she now worked on to contain me. After 27 years in my house, she's cracked it. No, there's simply no room, but there's a little bloop area over there. Oh, no, no, no, some flowers are going to go, though. That's a dog's bed. No, we've allocated a whopping two metres, two meters by two meters. I've got to get all I can get

a small desk

jail cells are bigger

not they

seriously

you would not be able

to house a prisoner

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