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Are you winning or losing the week so far on Wednesday?

What is your midweek score?

Are you up or down?

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Patsy, what are you up or down, ma'am?

I'm definitely up.

Way up, in fact, because I foiled a plot to ruin Audrey's desk in her bedroom last night.

By the love god, I was cooking dinner and heard the ominous sound of the handless, is it,

is that what you call it?

Cordless drill?

Handless one.

What will they think of next?

It just hangs in the air like a ghost tradies using it. A polter tradie. Heard the zh. And I thought, oh, what's going on up there? And he was trying to mount the power. Dirty sod. I guess sometimes a man can get too. I'm frustrated, can't this? It wasn't handless. Well, he probably seen a dog do it.

Trying to put the power bank to the side of her desk because it was on the floor and, you know, she kept tripping over it.

He said, if I put it, if I just mount it up there on the side, it's neatly out of the way.

And I said, no, you can't be drilling into her good desk.

Well, not to that. The desk, electrics. Yeah. What possibly could go from? You just get some, like, strong sort of duct tape or something like that. Well, just put it on there. I suggested that and he said, no, I don't have any gaffer tape. I need a more permanent solution. Oh, you've got some of the boot having it with all the weapons of destruction.

Don't you have Oasis Cillitate?

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