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Hi, Christian, hi Jack, hi, Pat's.

Jack, with regards to your brown rice, we use it at our place to cook up meals for the dogs.

We boil up the rice with some fresh veggies, about a cup each time,

and it lasts for a week. I buy a two

kilo bag of rice, and that gets me about two months. Have fun with it. What's going on with

that 10 kilo bag of brown rice? Is it still 10 kilos? Also, I'm not going to cook up the dog

dog food. The dog food out of the bag is fine for her. We had to once, Nishaw German Shepherd dog, wasn't very well. So the vet just said for a couple of days to come the old bum bum down, just go rice. And he goes, if you go out, his brown rice is cheap and so on that. I made one bottle of this brown rice. She looked at it and walked off. Right? So then I made some white rice and she wolfed that down. Not even dogs that eat their own poop and vomit would go for brown rice. I think it's going to take us years to get through this 10-kiloback. People actually have been tagging me, listen to the show, been tagging me on stuff online that says that brown rice isn't even healthier. Isn't it? What? Guys, brown rice still has the lectin on the outside. Does it? I thought it was lectin free. No, white rice is lectin free. And I don't know what lectin is, but it's not good for us. But keep me away from it. It's going to hurt my stretches. All right, Marnie's got something about tattoos we were talking about the other day. Hi, Christian, it's Marnie here. I heard you talking about

tattoos on the radio this morning. My 21-year-old son came home with the made-in-Australia

logo tattooed on his butt cheek, so a green triangle with a gold kangaroo. I would expect nothing less from him, and he is obviously very proud to be Australian. Thanks, guys. What a country. Hashtag Australia. This is why I moved here. All the classiest tattoos always go on the butt cheek. What do you think is the most sincere butt cheek tattoo? Actually, we should try.

Actually, no, I don't want to find out.

I do not want to see listeners' backsides. All right, let's go to Paul. Gday, Christian. I'm Paul. I'm country tough. Back in 92, I was taking the rubbish out for mum, and the bag hit me in the leg. and when I pulled the bag away

there was a shot of glass

stuck in my leg

I pulled the shot of glass

out of my leg

and asked mum to pass

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