MINI: Last text on your phone

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Christian O'Connell shares some of the most recent text messages on his phone, showcasing the ups and downs of life. From his wife's plea to find their mischievous cat, Larry, to Producer Rio's struggles with inflating his car tires.

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0:00.0	IHart Podcasts. You can hear more. Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist and listen live on the free IHart app.
0:09.2	Got anything good?
0:11.1	Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:18.9	I want you to get your phones out right now.
0:21.2	When it's safe and look at the most recent text message you received,
0:27.2	mine is actually from my wife yesterday.
0:29.2	When you're in a long-term relationship,
0:30.8	most of your communication is so mundane.
0:34.3	It's just basically data transfer into one human to another, isn't it? Admin.
0:40.0	It actually more like your business partners running, sadly, a not-for-profit business called
0:45.7	being a parent. The one most recent message I got for my wife yesterday, 11 a.m. was,
0:51.6	please find the cat when you get back. In other words, my wife just took off for the day
0:57.4	and couldn't find the cat. And so that's my job.
1:01.7	You know, in the morning, breakfast radio, till the day, cat wrangler.
1:05.6	It took me ages to find this big ass cat of ours, Larry. He's a very big cat.
1:09.9	He's from Prussia.
1:11.7	Oh, that's what his cat passport said.
1:14.3	Prussia.
1:15.6	Did you fly him over from, where is Prussia?
1:18.4	Well, he's obviously traveled a lot
1:20.6	because we actually got him, he's a poking cat.
1:25.9	That's not Prussia?
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