Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, time for knockoff Friday. Patsy's already knocked off. We're asking a Friday. Best question in the week. What time do you knock off today? And then what are you looking forward to this weekend? What is the highlight of your weekend? Patsy, what's it for you? Yeah, mum dearest and I are having a little ladies day tomorrow. That's so nice. Yeah, I'm taking it at your weekend. Patsy, what's it for you? Yeah, mum, mum dearest and I are having a little ladies day tomorrow.

That's so nice. Yeah, I'm taking it to Geelong.

Taking some of that ecstasy, yeah? We're going to do a thing called bubbles and bouquets. We're going to do like a little flower arranging course. It's like a little class you can do. Oh, that's so nice.

Some you can do and go and do like painting and have a glass of wine.

This is like flowers.

We should do one of those as a team. I love that. The one near us is called like Suds and... It's got a clever name but I can't think of it right now. Suds and... Mone. No, that doesn't... Bena.

Rembrandt?

Let's just go through... Pino and Picasso. Oh, good. That is a good name. Feels like a time waste, isn't it? Pinocasco is a really, really good one. Oh, that's... Do you know what? Yeah. The other day, right, I met a guy. He was a lovely guy. He's an Italian gentleman, right? and he's a big fan of the show.

He was tired man.

The beautifully smart man, right?

Shirt in time.

He makes his own...

And he's a big fan of the show. He was tired man, a beautifully smart man, right? Shirt in time. He makes his own, and he trains other people I'd do this, salami. Right? You go and hang it in your garage, right? And every day, he said you've got to tend it and move it a bit and do something to it, they're like your children. He said, do you know what? They like your children. I said, I said, I don't hang mine in there, maybe in Italy. I don't bring mine.

I don't hang mine in there, maybe in Italy. I don't bring children and just move them a bit. He said, there's a team bonding thing. Would you like to be taught how to make your own salami? It's a real hassle salami. I mean, people who get into making salami, it is day after day, week after week, month after month.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah. Andy's parents got him to look after their salami while they went on holiday. What? I didn't know that was a thing. So what does it involve? Literally moving it or feeding it. I think you have to do something to it every day. Maybe like spritz it with water or like... Yeah, I think you do like vinegar and stuff like that to help age it. So at the moment we've got lots of offers then for team bonding experiences. This weekend, our, our niece has come to stay with us. She's never been to Australia before. She's 26. Yeah. Yeah, she's come there. She arrived two days ago. So she's off to Ocean Road on Sunday,

and we're all going out to dinner tomorrow night.

I said, I think in her mind she's seen the Google images of Ocean Road during the summer.

I mean, what does she say about these one-degree mornings?

No, she's not, why did you move here?

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