Hi, this is Christian O'Connell. Now, I'm not back on the show until Monday with Jack and Pat.

However, you know what it's like. You go on holiday. You log on to your emails before you get into the office.

My inbox is getting smashed by you guys saying, pick me, pick me. I can whack the tennis ball into the Kea Arena.

What am I talking about? Knock it into the park. A load of you

in the final few days of the one and only, the world's greatest grand slam right here in Melbourne,

the Australian Open. Up for grabs, my friends, tickets to go to the finals. Yes, the men's and the

women's, both of them are the finals. All you have to do, you get two

serves like the pros. Can you whack the tennis ball into the Kia Arena from outside of it?

If you can, you're off. To the finals. Be the envy of the world. You'll be there,

court side at the one and only AO, the Australian Open.

So email me, tell me why I should pick you. My inbox is wide open. Christian at Christian

O'Connell.com.a.u. Just some of them, I can see right now. Who have we got here?

Christian, please pick me. My partner and I have four daughters under the age of 11. You've got

daughters. You get it. My mum has moved in with us since August. We've also got a dog and three chickens.

I need to get out of the house, Christian. Even if it's only for a few minutes to lose this.

Seth, you have to come down. There's this one from Kelly. Christian, I want to take part

in Knock It Into the Park. I was the runner-up in the 1990 Under-11D Special Mixed Doubles Competition.

Folks, we've got a ringer here, Kelly, the one-only runner-up from the 1990 under 11 D special mixed doubles competition

were in the presence of greatness. I think I've got what it takes. Please pick me. More emails

coming in. Christian, I love the sound of this. I love a physical challenge, but also a physics

challenge. I have asked chat GPT, what would it take for me to

win and knock it into the park? Apparently, according to chat GPT, it would take the weight of the

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