Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Jack has come in this morning and he's got a, the start of, is that they got pink eye or a black eye?

I am a blinkie in the right eye because Gordy got me right in the eye yesterday.

He doesn't know how to piggyback properly.

So he hangs from my hoodie if I'm wearing one.

Oh, so's choking you.

Like, yeah, red naked choking the UFC.

Like he's trying to do a chin up on the back of my jumper.

Or if I go, because that then starts to choke me, so I sort of hoist him up.

And then he goes, ah, hands and arms right around the head to the front of the face and, like, looks for any nose or bit of facial feature.

It's quite the core workout for you, isn't it?

Anyway, yesterday, last night, you got me right in the eye.

And then you have, I can't, I can't just, you know, I'm still supporting his weight, so I can't just drop him to the floor.

I have to find some way to place him down while I can't just drop him to the floor. I have to find some way

to place him down while I can't see. He actually looks really sore. Do you really scratch your cornea

or something? He got right in there. Yeah, he was watered for half an hour last night.

You might need to get it checked out. That happened to Chris once. He went in to give

odds a kiss good night and she like put her arm up accidentally and he had what they

call trauma to the cornea where it's actually like scratched like a cypress hill song like insane

in the membrane it's the B-soe trauma to the connia well i don't want trauma to my cornea for sure

jack she'd obviously seen her mum do that move a couple of times oh accidentally did that Chris

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