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Christian, Christian, Christian, Iconnell.

The Christian O'Connell Show, podcast.

The show has been rocked by the revelation that Jack Post saw naked Razoray in the locker room as beforehand.

This is amazing.

I mean, poor Razoray, he came along to take part in this.

Kroof tried to bribe him before the game.

Now, Razor, I've put the hat around, and we've got a little bit of cash to make sure we're okay in front of goal.

Well, 300, okay, 300?

I mean, we did get a few favourable calls right near the end.

Come on, Razor, we're paying you some money, you're b-hitted.

So, go back to locker room.

He's naked.

Okay.

I'm in the locker room with the rest of the umpires, which is Huggy, the goal umpire.

You know, in that cell they put you with a little shutter.

We don't really get a change room like the players do.

You get a little holding cell. It was like a lawnmower.

You know, it was like the groundsman thing.

It stunk of like turpice.

Tom, when our producer, when he took us in there, closed the door behind us like we were naughty boys and it's like now stay in that cell until you're ready for the game.

Nudity was happening, you know?

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