Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

I've actually got a couple of, I've got two inventions, right, that I do believe are good ideas.

Okay. And remember, the Australian who invented Google Maps, all he had to do is write the idea on a whiteboard, and then that's an invention.

So that's all we're doing today.

The nerds do the rest.

You nerds sort out the rest of it with some science and come back to me.

It's a pain shaving, okay?

You've got a stubble in a beard, so it'd just be bad.

For the rest of us that like to look a bit smarter, it's...

You still have to shave with the beard.

You shave around the edges.

But it's a pain. I bet you get this from Chris because he's a smart man as well, isn't he?

Very sensitive skin too. He can't shave. We don't need to know that.

Anyway, this idea is basically, it's a time saving device. It's called trademark

I'm coming. Pillo shave mate. What it is, is it's small, safe blades in the pillowcase.

As a man turns his face during the night, he gets a trim to his face.

How incredibly uncomfortable. No, you're asleep. You're asleep. It's very mild blades.

What if you're slipping, you get like part of your hair. And, you know, when a man's hair is thin and he needs all the...

No, no, no, because this will have AI

facial mapping technology. You know what they do? You know, you go to the airport

and it scans your face and he goes, oh hello, Christian, welcome back. How's Fiji?

What it's saying with a pillow will go, oh, hi, Master O'Connell is sleeping. I know

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