Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

I might take some calls this morning if you've had to sleep somewhere where it wasn't a bed.

You know, sometimes in life, especially when you were younger, you can, you will make an improvised bed out of many.

You have to improvise. You do, you have to improvise.

Patsy, have you ever slept on an improvised bed? Yeah, when I was a kid, I used to, when we went on road trips,

I couldn't lay stretch out in the back seat

because I had two older brothers who used to pinch and Chinese burn and punch me.

So I used to lay up the back behind the back windscreen, you know, on the shelf above the seats.

The parcel shelf?

Yes.

You're getting some fancy Uber's, the guy's got tissues up there.

Always love that guy.

Oh, hang on, am I in a spa?

My eyes have a little moisture now.

I'm very weepy.

Thank you, sir.

I used to lay there.

Some people driving behind you might think it's soft toys,

which you'll sometimes see.

Oh, no, that's a small child. It's a child.

Like a cat in the sun it was.

Go to sleep.

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