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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: I Turned My Back For One Moment..

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

I turned my back for one moment. Words every parent has uttered in horror. What happened when you had your back turned?

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0:00.0

Christian.

0:01.2

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.5

You turned you back for one second.

0:05.8

Mums and dads always say this.

0:07.1

I just turn my back for one second and what happened next?

0:10.3

And it can be a story where you did the thing when mum or dad had the back turned or what your kids did.

0:15.9

Some of the best calls yesterday.

0:17.4

So I would have been three or four at the time and he had an undercover truck that was unmarked.

0:21.2

I snuck in and started smashing all the buttons and was talking to the police officers

0:24.6

in Russell Street.

0:26.3

Well, my mum actually turned her back on me.

0:29.3

She just cooked us a nice dinner and next thing she knows she turns around.

0:34.4

I've got a fistful of peas in my nose.

0:37.3

I turned my back for one moment, Christian. My three-year-old decided to get the ribena off the bench

0:42.1

and decided to run laps of the house. It was up the walls, it was up his legs. It was like a scene

0:46.5

from Dexter. I thought someone had been murdered. So I was about 10 years old. It was actually

0:50.4

my mum that sort of turned her back. There was a little button under the desk that was annoying my leg.

0:55.1

So I pushed it out of the way.

0:57.4

It turned out to be a silent alarm.

0:59.8

Glenfair Road, Malvern, had been blocked off,

1:02.0

and the police were storming the bank, thinking that they were being robbed.

1:06.0

Those were just some of the ones we had yesterday.

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