Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

I'm trying to go through the alphabet, A through to the letter Z of things that have hit you in the head.

We started this yesterday.

I've got D for dark.

My older two sisters were playing dark, so wouldn't let me play.

It was jumping around in front of the board trying to distract them.

One of the darks hit the wire, bounced out, landed smack bang in the top of me head.

H for Hamburger.

I was a traffic officer in the city of Fitchroy.

There was a taxi park from no standing zone, so I started riding the ticket and there was a guy sitting on the park bench eating his lunch.

Half-way through riding the phone, I did something back of my head and it was his hamburger.

P for pie.

Someone at the MCG threw a pie at the back of my head.

It managed to go over me, hit me head.

All right, so some other emails that came in since yesterday's show.

Jack, add to the list then.

What we got here?

C for clown.

Concrete clown from the Melbourne show

for the top of a ticket box.

Christian I had one side of a cathedral

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