MINI: Gumtree’s Best Ads

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Don't even try and guess what Christian finds advertised on Gumtree Today...Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Christian Christian Iconnell
0:02.9	The Christian O'Connell Show podcast
0:05.2	Jack finally managed to get rid of his
0:07.0	You on Gumtree to some sucker
0:08.8	Sorry lucky lucky new owner
0:10.4	This is some of these gum tree is amazing isn't it
0:14.7	There's an advert here
0:16.3	Someone's looking for some help in Collingwood
0:18.2	Nighttime Watcher required $30 per hour negotiable I'm looking for some help in Collingwood. Nighttime watcher required. $30 per hour, negotiable. I'm
0:24.4	looking for somebody to sit in my room at night and watch over me as I sleep. Recently, I've had
0:28.3	a lot of trouble sleeping and I think it would be comforting if I knew somebody was there. Oh, bless.
0:32.6	This is not real. It is. Let me say what you're looking at. The shift tires all vary and I'm really
0:37.3	looking for a rotating roster of one or two permanent staff.
0:41.2	I was thinking that the ideal candidate would be able to cover three nights between the hours of 11pm to 6 a.m.
0:46.7	You can of course use my bathroom, but only after two hours after I fall asleep to ensure that I won't suddenly wake up to find the room empty.
0:54.2	Please, I love it when people put this at the end of these adverts.
0:57.0	Please, no time wastes.
0:59.5	I love when people say that, like, you know, you need to put that.
1:02.3	Otherwise, if you don't have it there, you're very much down for time wasters.
1:06.2	Please.
1:07.2	We always say that on the show, don't we?
1:08.9	Tune in, but please.
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