Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Every Friday before you're heading to your weekend, we give you a chance to confess.

Cleanse yourself.

It's a cathartic release.

Share the dumb, idiotic thing you did this week.

We all do these things that share them together.

We wouldn't know why are you a genius this week.

Genius. Smart. Einstein. Genius of the week. Got in my car. Went to put my laptop in the back of the car. Realised I was in someone else's car. There was a baby seat in the back. 5 a.m. I get out to my car, open the door, pitch black. Sit down. 30 seconds later I realize I'm in the passenger seat waiting for someone to drive me. My husband, I think, is your genius

of the week. He lost his reading glasses and then he deduced that the local raven who lives

around our area must have stolen them.

All right, why are you a genius this week?

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I'll go first.

This week on the show I was talking about how I had to cancel my internet.

Yeah.

And I said how I did it and take an hour and seven minutes.

What didn't say there was a big chunk of that was I called up the wrong provider. They were like, we can't find an assistant. I was like, here we go. You people do this. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. You're just trying to get me frustrated so I don't cancel it when it's not going to work with me. Look again, my friends. How long did it take to realize?

I don't want to go in for full details.

It's a busy show.

He just, he went, hello? Hello?

No, it hung up.

And you shudder. I almost threw the phone away.

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