Genius of the week. This is well. On a Friday, you can just own whatever dumb, stupid thing, like we do every single day of our lives being a human. What have you done this week? Share it with us, own it before the weekend. Cleanse it's a cathartic release.

Genius. Smart. Einstein. Genius of the week. I couldn't find my mobile phone, so what do I do? I ring it from the house phone and answer it thinking someone was calling me.

I was getting petrol in my car.

I was wearing a hoodie with ties.

And when I shut the petrol cap, the ties got stuck, and I was stuck to the car.

And so many can see me.

I drove to the shop and walked home beginning I had a car.

9414-1043. What have you done this week for Genius of the Week? Michaela, come on him.

Good morning. I'm your Genius of the Week. What did you do?

I got into somebody else's car at the petrol station.

Now, understandable if it's exactly the same colour, make, a model of yours?

No.

Color, but not make a model.

I got in.

I even had a friend in my car.

I didn't realize that my friend wasn't sitting in the seat.

I went to start the ignition.

Mine's a push button.

The other guys was a key ignition.

Yeah, it was, yeah.

Oh, wait.

You really went for it.

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