Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

All right, I've got a genius of the week I've just thought of.

I've got Bianca's Christmas present stashed away in the second drawer in my office.

This is unlike.

This is the first time.

Birthday today and there's maturity coming in your way at 36, but I don't recognize the man in front of me.

This is the first time I've ever been this far ahead. And yesterday she was asking me where the tape was. It's not that Beatles vinyl that we've been sent, is it? And I said, you'll find the tape in the second drawer down under my computer. She opens it up and she's like, oh my God, you've got this. Did you wrap it or not? No, it was still to be wrapped.

No, Jack.

This is what we talk about and what we celebrate on. God, you've got this. Did you wrap it or not? No, it was still to be wrapped.

No, Jack.

This is what we talk about and what we celebrate on a Friday for Genius of the Week.

Genius.

Smart.

Einstein.

Genius of the week.

I have put my phone and my TV remote in the wash machine. I tried to get off my forklift without taking the seatbelt off. I was basically just hanging off the side of the forklift until my mate came along and undid the belt for me so I could get off. So I got an online Kmart order delivered and they left the security tag on the pair of pants. So I waited all week for Dad to get home, said, hey, can you help me take these security tag off? He said, yeah, no problem. Just cut the tag off. It was only attached to the price tag. All right, so lines are open now. Why are you a genius of the week? What have you done? 941-1043. So a couple of weeks ago, I was trying to get hold of a very rare small little book, right? And I was searching a web but wasn't available on all the normal sites like Booktopia and Amazon. I found a place from a... You're just going to have to go with this here, stay with this. It's written by a Hungarian philosopher called Bella Humvush. And he wrote a small book, small book called The Philosophy of Wine.

I find this place but it's obviously all in Hungary the website so I go Google

translate, convert it all into English.

I presume I'm buying

an English translation.

Yes, I go to my local

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