Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Before you head into your weekends, why don't you get rid of release the dumb, stupid,

idiotic thing you did this week?

Why are you a genius this week?

Genius.

Smart Einstein.

Genius of the week.

My daughter and her fiance, they lost off strove 40 minutes to stay over and cook their meal,

only to realize they had a gas oven and so I own AirPods and I could keep hearing a banging

in them and I took them to J.B. High Fire had a warranty two weeks later. It was happening again

and my earrings were banging onto the airspace. I got two ovens at home. I put the lower oven on, put the meatloaf in the top oven, waited an hour in 10 minutes. Put the meatloaf out. Still cold. All right, so, Patsy, why are you a genius this week? Oh, do you know what I did last night? Audrey went to theatre school last night and I was half asleep. I had a really big day. I'd been out in the afternoon. And I looked down at my feet as I was walking back to the car. I had two different thongs on. One was white. Maybe you've got to start a new thing of two different shoes on one in each foot. Great if you can't decide. Not even like similar in style. One was white. Maybe you've got a new thing of two different shoes on one on each foot. Great, if you can't decide. Not even like similar in style. One was white with a buckle and the other was black. Have you got crox yet, Pat? I will never, ever, ever. I saw a photo the weekend right now. I remember we were talking about crocs on the show and all you did say, well, my wife has them.

And you joined in the ribbon.

I saw a photo at the weekend and you were cropped up, my friend.

I got them for Christmas.

I've changed my mind completely on them.

I used something now ugly and...

Sweatty old rubber-oised purse shoes.

They're so comfortable.

Please tell me you don't wear them outside of the house. In the wild pants, in the public. They're packed in my bag for this weekend. Oh, Jack, no. Oh, my God. That and the kombuchers tonight, those poor hanging out. What's going on with you? Stinky old sweatshoes. Rethink props. No, I won't be rethinking crops. I can guarantee. I will put my, a liter of blood on it. I will never wear crocs. Oh, awful shoes. If I see a guy in there, my judge, like, good God, man. Someone who's given up hope. Yes. Oh, no. I've been in dispute with Taylor Swift's official website right since Christmas. What happened? I ordered something like in November. She released this sort of a limited edition final, right? Her version of 1989. Oh, cool. And I thought, and it was going to be shipped in from America. So I thought it might not come in time for Christmas, okay? Because it was only released in the middle of November. It turned up, right, in January, and I said to Lewis, look, it's this limited edition vinyl. There was only like a set number of pressings of it. And it's also got this special sort of film cell shelf that you put it on. So you open up the gate for. Anyway, all it turned up was the shelf, but no album. So I keep emailing and then go, where's the album? We've got that. They keep going, this was your order. I've only finally realized last week, all I ordered were the shelves, no album. February the 23rd. We can't get the album anymore, can you, it's at all the moment? When you realize you're going to imagine argument? When you're going to mention, she's got these two sad Taylor Swift shells with no album for them. She's never going to have an album. Do you write back to the email? Because when you realize you're wrong in the argument, you scroll back in the joke. To whom it may concern. I am still waiting. Yes. She, how could your company,

if Taylor knew about this, she's here, don't mean you're going to sit in here. Where's the album? Then you realize you're wrong, so you just go quiet. Real quiet. Real quiet. I shoved all the correspondence into trash. Don't even want to see it in my inbox there. Ugly. All right. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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