Mini Episode: Step One

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Forced to deal with the unique challenge of figuring out how to put on a space suit, Communications Officer Eiffel does his best to break it down into small, manageable steps. Written by Zach Valenti, Sarah Shachat, and Gabriel Urbina. Directed by Gabriel Urbina. Performed by Zach Valenti. Original music by Alan Rodi. Originally commissioned by Spoke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.0	So from 11 a.m. subject to availability. See? Oh, This is the audio log of Doug Eiffel,
1:08.0	Communications Officer aboard the U.S.S.
1:10.3	Avesta Station, orbiting Red Dwarf Star Wolf 359.
1:14.3	I'm here just outside one of our primary airlocks,
1:17.4	and we're about to go outside.
1:22.4	Why are we going outside?
1:24.0	Well, funny story.
1:26.0	See, a couple of days ago it came to my attention that our stick in the mud,
1:30.0	insufferable commander keeps a diary. A diary with all kinds of intense
1:36.2	security protocols built into the lock so I kind of grabbed it and was taking
1:40.5	it by the workshop and well gaudy- yada it's now floating in outer space.
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