Hello, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode.

Hi.

Well, I guess this is our top story.

Ronald Reagan's would-be assassin claims that he's the one who turned Jody Foster lesbian.

I saw that.

Now, I don't know that this is possible.

I don't think it's true.

But it would be classic man to make this claim.

Yeah, I did it.

So John Hinkley Jr., he is the guy who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan.

I always get him confused with the John Lennon assassin for some reason. Me too. Mark David Chapman. Because they have three names. John Hinkley Jr. is, who's the one that's out? John Hingley Jr. Is he the one that always puts songs up? He's the singer-songwriter. Right? Wait, is he out or Mark David Chapman is out? No, it's John Hinkley Jr. Because he didn't kill him. Because people aren't that mad at him. Right, and he didn't die from that aside. He didn't. Right. Ronald, he didn't die, but I'm saying that, like, I feel like people, there'd be much more discourse if like Mark David Chapman was out.

Yeah, people would not care. They wouldn't care for that at all. So, right, he's the one who's always on Twitter or whatever, posting his stupid songs. Have you listened to them before? I don't, I may have. I don't remember. I don't know. It's not like I care about him.

But he, this is one of the funnier reasons to assassinate.

To get, because you have a crush on an actress and want to get her attention.

Like, yeah. That's crazy.

So he's convinced he's the reason Jody Foster is now attracted to other women.

He told TMZ he has a theory that his failed Reagan assassination attempt traumatized her to the point where she turned away from men and became a lesbian.

He believes Jody's trauma also stemmed from him bringing her into the assassination attempt with his public fascination for her.

He says Jody was dating men in the early 1980s.

I mean, she was so young still.

She wasn't out.

Yeah.

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