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Okay, look, Commander, I'm doing the thing.

The Avalanche of Passive Aggressive Post-it notes can stop now, okay?

Okay?

Okay, so, it seems that our contract with Goddard futuristic requires me to act as a goodwill

ambassador to the American public school system. Some unsolicited advice kids always read the fine print.

Anyway I've got some questions here from third graders across this great land of ours from sea to

shining sea.

Hey kids, this is Communications Officer Eiffel.

I'm talking to you from a distant hellhole that are known as the USS Hephaestus.

Currently I'm orbiting a star called Wolf 359.

None of that is as exciting as it sounds.

All right, let's get to it. You guys have some... That is as exciting as it sounds.

All right, let's get to it.

You guys have some questions, I got answers.

So, Stephanie from Missouri wants to know if I talk to my family.

I will not dignify such an idiotic question with a response.

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