Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Tatsy, like a lot of you, is in isolation.

Had to go into an isolation for two weeks. So she's doing the news from home. She's staying indoors

on with Krista, where he loved God. Her husband is hard to cage a tiger like that as well. He belongs out in the wild.

Yep. On the road. As a travelling salesman. That's his life.

Yes.

Whereas Patsy, you're a nester, aren't you?

You like the home.

I am a nester.

Yes, I am a home body.

Thank you.

Official statement from Patsy there, she's a home body.

So each morning we be getting Chris, the Wer you love God, his secret diary in captivity.

And at times, some of his secret reports feel like a frontline reporter who's in some sort of very draconian, Orwellian, you know, Chinese, North Korea lockdown, a never-ending set of rules and regulations that you don't want to find out what happens if the orders

aren't met. Dishing out the order is Chairman Mao Pats here. So this morning we heard this bit.

Item number two. He was talking about how he awoke to a to-do list. Number one was as soon as you

read this, bring Patsy a coffee, ASAP. Item number two.

There are eggs in the other fridge.

Can you please bring me an egg on toast at 8.15?

Now, us radio people, we live on timings, don't we?

It's all certain times.

Someone asked me the time the other day, right, in the street.

I went, it's just after half four.

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