Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Not so long ago, I managed to sort Patsy out with a pair of tickets for her and her daughter to go and see her daughter's favourite actor in the world. It was playing actually at the Palais. A star as big as Jewelie, Palai would be a small, intimate gig for her. But what a great venue you go and see Jew Pryn. And Patsy, you were so excited.

Obviously, your daughter, Audie, even more excited.

Then sadly, because Patsy screwed it all up, they never got to go to the gig.

That's harsh.

Well, what happened?

No, because the flight delays in Sydney.

I mean, you've put on it at half six.

You put a six in the evening, leaving Sydney.

Yeah. If all the ducks had gone in their rows, all would have been fine.

But it wasn't.

Two empty seats.

Palais, you know.

So then Patsy's been making a big deal of it last week and a half ago.

It's a shame you couldn't get me any extra.

Barely your day goes by.

There's still a shame, isn't it? And we say to her, oh, they're still on sale

You can still buy something

And she just went, yeah, she just said, did this on

Yeah, look that.

The Muggles, not for people like us,

behind the velvet rope.

That's the title of her, working telever book,

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