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It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Welcome to the weekend. Happy Friday, Jack.

Good to see, Christian, Patsy.

And happy early Mother's Day, Pat.

Oh, thank you to, oh my God.

Brain fog. If you're looking for my wife's name. Bianca and the beautiful Sarah as well. Well, I nearly forgotten because you've made such low fuss about it. This week had to go and do a podcast. I was a guest on someone's podcast, right? And we spent two and off hours together. She said goodbye and she went, see you later, Jack, to me. And then she was, and I I was the lift door was closing I actually over him out what did you think is that what I'm on the podcast you thought you're chatting to Jack post she said no you're Christian and then she went I'm Jack no no you're neither of us are Jack oh what an awkward moment oh my god oh and you know this person she'd be horrified. Yeah, she will. As I was leaving, did she think she was chatting to chat? We're so different. All right, what is everyone's weekend plans? Obviously, you're looking forward to Mother's Day? Yes, I am picking Audrey up from Camp this afternoon. Do you enjoy Mother's Day? really, really feel just what great mum you are on Sunday. do actually, yeah, I do. But, you know, you're a great mum.

I hope you really, really feel just what great mum you are on Sunday.

Oh, yeah, no, it'll be lovely. I'm just delighted that I get to celebrate it because for so many years I couldn't. And finally, I'm a mummy. That's the best bit of it. But, yeah, picking up from camp at school today. Oh God, good luck with that.

They are so grumpy.

As moms and dads, you're always so excited.

You've missed them for a cup of age, and. As moms and dads, you're always so excited.

You've missed them for a cup of dates and all the moms and dads are there.

You're all jockeying for position. The coach pulls up. They literally just faceplot out of it. And they go, hey, they don't want to hug you. They do that thing with their arms above the side. And they go, just don't make it weird.

Just get in the car.

Just get in the car.

They would text me sometimes going, don't get out the car.

Oh, you know, just get in the car just get in the car they would text me sometimes going don't get out the car I'm like I'm gonna get out the car don't get don't get the car we used to do that to my mom so we used to catch a bus every day from school but every now and again when mom was home she'd go I'll pick you up from school's a nice treat and we had too, my dad. It's like, we'll meet you there.

Eight suburbs away.

Don't show your face in the schoolgrounds.

It's just something like a seasoned criminal. You know, family shame. Like you're on the run. She's told me where to park. Yeah. And she said, I won't have my phone to remind you. so remember you need to be hugged in this spot right right next to that coach on purpose just to annoy them

I forgot pull in front of them Right next to that coach on purpose, just to annoy them.

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