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Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Good morning, Jack.

Morning, guys.

Good morning, Patsy.

Is everyone excited about their weekends?

What have you guys got on?

Jackie Boy, what are you up to?

After the show, I don't know if you'd call this exciting.

My job is to find a zucchini spiralizer to make an alternative to noodles.

Oh my God, yeah, yeah.

You're doing the low carb.

Yeah, we've got one of those.

Be careful.

They are worse than a cheese grater at cutting your fingers.

I hate using the cheese grater.

You have to reassemble and it's unassembling it to then wash the thing, because it spirulizes the zucchini, and then to clean it, it's a nightmare getting the little juice and the pippy bits in it. And is it worth it? Do they make a convincing noodle? I have to say, there's something really enjoyable about using a spiralizer. Okay. Oh, my word, yeah. It's pleasurable. You sort of impale it on this circular thing and then you crank the little handle. It's like a kid's toy and then it goes into the blades of death and it spiralises it. It comes squirling, squirling, squirling out. Oh, you're going to be more excited about it now than I was. I love doing it. But the cleanup is really, you will cut your fingers on it every time. They're really challenging.

Passie, what are you up to, mate?

Well, we're being very... about it now than I was. I love doing it, but the clean-up is really, you will cut your fingers on it every time.

They're really tangling.

Patsy, what are you up to, mate?

Well, we're being very adult tomorrow. We're finally going to see a financial advisor over your side of town, actually. So I'm sort of like... There's a long way to travel. Do they not have any finance guys out in Werribee? No, do you know how hard it is to find someone? Probably not.

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