Got anything good? Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Welcome to the weekend, Jack Post. Good morning, guys. Patsy. Mub, we made it. We're here. It's Friday. What? Mub. I actually don't know what that was. Morning. Morning. You don't have been one of yourham lunches yesterday, did you? Start the weekend early. No, not at all. No, no. All right, hey, what's everyone up to this weekend? What are you and Gordy and Bianca up to? I guess Gordy's had a weird night overnight. So we're going to watch him closely and see if he goes back in his room tonight. He had his first nightmare overnight. So did you have to Beancroft a girl in?

So I've just been talking to Bianca this morning and said, what happened last night? She left at about 2.30 and never came back again. She said, a chicken monster and a shadow monster were in his room. He was so terrified we couldn't find anything, so we had to look in every room of the

house till he was satisfied that they were gone. Do you know what? When the girls started

have those, part of me wanted them to keep talking so I could make notes because these are

great ideas for horror movies. So like what happened next? Hang on, let me get my notebook.

Describe the chicken monster. So the Shadow Monster and the chicken monster.

Are they working together or are they opposing forces?

There's so much going on here.

You can build a whole multiverse out of this.

How sweet is this?

Then after they looked in every room, but they didn't, because they were still sleeping in the main bedroom, he said, is data safe?

Oh, wow. You don't need to worry about him. He's always safe. So, yeah, do you have an arrangement? I mean, Sam and I had to, like, because of these hours. Well, this is the first time he's actually been sleeping. He's been one of the things we've not really had to worry about. This is, and I remember. It's like a developmental stage, is that now? And I remember, I actually remember getting terrible nightmares of it and being really scared of like shadows in the room. I was terrified that a robber was going to come through the window on stage. All of that. And I remember, did you just have the landing light on yeah i used have the hallway light on as well

yeah do you remember everything suddenly you just went through a phase yes

suddenly everything in your bedroom could scare you yes yes now i remember for a while for a couple

of weeks my poor my parents that my dad was like a shift worker and it's just like tired of about now

and i would just just run down that clock just checking about the light switches I thought you know

the two screws you get other side of that the switch yeah I thought there were eyes looking at me

something in that light switch is going on me it becomes such you'll have more this than over

yeah I feel bad for him because you can't really you can only say so many times like it's just a dream. No. It wasn't real. And then suddenly I remember, so for years, Christmas time would be really exciting. And that's Santa, while you're asleep, Santa comes to the house. And then suddenly one route to Christmas is like, just tears about that. So when Santa's not come to the house anymore. and I would drive to a nearby car park to reassured the girls during the day

I meet him here.

Yeah.

Right? By this Italian restaurant right I literally would drive there and go so I'll get out and he eat the sleighs there and then and all the other moms and dads are here as well but I'll be here I go but I bring it in Clowncy go so he's not coming in the house or just like breaking in no no no no no no I've had a word with him I distinctly remember being afraid of the same thing I guess my dad said to get us to sleep on Christmas Eve because we're so giddy it's like you gotta get to sleep because Santa will come and and what if you're awake and he sees you in the night that's he doesn't drop presents off. I was like, what if that's a possibility? He's actually going to be walking around in my room. Some strange dudes you'd never meet. Wait, while I'm sleeping, he's watching me. Yeah, how could any keep sleep through that? What are you up to this weekend, Patsy? It's Mum's Taxi this weekend. an audio starting this stage course thing over your way actually.

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