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The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Detention

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Detention can be a varied and marvelous thing... for the teachers

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0:00.0

Christian.

0:01.0

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:04.0

Yesterday I went to pick up my daughter from school when she wasn't there and then she

0:08.6

texted me saying I've got detention and I have to go.

0:11.0

It's just not a responsible parent.

0:13.0

I was like, get in!

0:15.0

Not how a parent should respond.

0:19.0

All right, Rebel.

0:23.0

No more breakfast club for you.

0:24.1

Stick it to the men.

0:27.2

I didn't know they were still giving out.

0:30.6

Detentions in this kind of touchy-feely way that kids are raised up.

0:32.3

I didn't know that detentions were sort of thing.

0:36.1

I thought it would be seen as being too shaming, but I guess they're still doing detentions.

0:37.4

You've got a discipline in some way.

0:39.7

Yes. She had two. I said, what do you have to do?

0:43.7

Because I remember, you might be surprised on it, but several detentions. The worst ones were you just had to sit in silence, right?

0:47.5

That was, I hated those.

0:49.5

But then I do remember a couple where one, I had to write an essay for an hour

0:53.0

about what life would be like living inside a ping pong ball.

0:56.2

That's actually really hard.

0:57.8

That is really, really hard.

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