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When you're an adult and you're suddenly reduced to crawling on your hands and needs,

something has gone very, very badly wrong.

I had two cats and I heard them fighting and so I sprayed the aggressor,

slipped on the water that I squirted, landed on the floor and broke my vertebra in my back. So I very,

very carefully crawled down the hallway into the kitchen to get the phone and call the ambulance.

Yeah, it's an awful one when you've had to crawl. I remember a couple of years ago,

when I knacked my back, my wife's 50th, and I was trying to move the couch next day. Had a friend who was staying. It could have easily waited for him to get up. I couldn't

be bothered to thought. You know, sometimes you're hung over and you've got that Superman glow?

I thought I'd easy to just pick up was still down there about 45 minutes later.

And I thought, I now need to go to the toilet.

And I couldn't get up to go to the toilet.

Then was a student of so much pain.

Couldn't actually even get up to go to the toilet.

That's when my wife said, I think we have the call triple zero now. I went to get them to help me go to the toilet.

Can you come around and help my husband pee?

Is that one of your call-out services?

So to give away the extra bar fridge we've got at the moment,

why were you crawling?

You're a grown-up, why were you crawling?

We're looking for your stories.

The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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