Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Friends, let's not worry about formalities. We have a man on air who is struggling right now.

Poor Jack Post. I don't like crudeness on my radio shows. However, he has a, let's just say, a Co-Brown situation.

Oh. I'm running an experiment that was suggested by you actually.

I'm worried about next year when I become a father that I'm going to be tired all the time because you just lack sleep.

A baby keeps you awake all night.

You said you've got to start drinking coffee.

Yeah.

I'm not a coffee drinker and I've had a coffee this morning.

I do feel pepped up, but the problem is...

Pept up, you've been bent over for the last three minutes, grabbing onto the desk, groaning.

I mean, there's no paper yet.

I'm now getting worried about next year.

What's going on?

I've had a sudden urge to need the bathroom.

Oh, you should go, Jack.

It's awful.

This is why I can't have coffee.

The few times I've had it, I've had an accident.

It's too much for this.

You follow through.

No, I just said I don't want to get into details, but let's just say there's been an accident.

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