So I am a dad of two teenage daughters and sometimes it's a very stressful life.

So Saturday evening, all right, I was getting all the food ready and I was going to make tacos and we're going to eat outside and I'd lit the fire pit

and I thought you know what I've got everything ready everything's prepped I've just got a rare 20

minutes just to myself here everyone's in the house so went outside I was sat in front of a fire pit

I had an ice cold beer and I was like it's like an exhale we just sat they've got that one beer first beer of the saturday night I was like, it's like an exhale. He just sat there.

They've got that one beer.

First beer of the Saturday night.

I was like, this is great.

Got a rare moment of calm.

Then suddenly the door comes flying open.

There's giggling.

There's laughter.

There's my six-year-old daughter in her bikini with her boyfriend in his swimming trunks.

They splash into a pool that's just behind me, but only three meters.

Then they start playing music.

They start playing this song.

And they're making out to it.

Well, I'm trying to enjoy a peaceful beer.

I'm getting very tense.

They start playing this. What? to keep my reputation. What?

I'm not going, are they trying to?

You know, these have been meditation, guided meditation for Dad,

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