Christian.

Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Grand final weekend, I've actually woken up.

You know, sometimes you have a dream.

And part of the emotional sound of it,

it's a sad dream, is still with you,

even though you're not in the dream.

Definitely.

In my dream, I'm suddenly at a hotel out in Perth

where all the Ds are staying.

Yeah. Right? And Petraga and Tom McDonald walked by and see me sunbathing by and won the

pools there. This is the dream. I'm just in it. There's no explanation as to why I'm at how much

to wheedled my way out there. But I'm out there hotel. Tom McDonald and Petraga, okay, they said to me, hey,

we're just going for a swim and a bit of muck around. Do you want to come along? And I go,

ah, I don't worry about it, guys, but they go, no, please. So I go, this is great. What's

a muck around me, like splashing water at each other? But it's a dream. They're saying that. It's a dream. They're saying that. It's a dream, okay. So I go, okay. When I get the goodies there, right? And he goes, oh, we're going to do some swimming sort of races now. And I'm not, I don't worry about it. He goes, oh, no, no, Christian should get in. Get in. Anyway, I obviously lose, but it's so bad. The D's all laughing at me. Now I don't feel quite the same way. Which would probably happen in real life. Of course it would happen. I'm not going to

beat young prime athletes, am I? I'm 48. I'd be like to impress throughout. Oh,

I'm sorry, it's chlorine in this bowl. Anyone else getting on sore throat?

I stitch. I ate 10 minutes ago. You should never eat guys.

For an hour. Throw me the kickboard.

Get one of those floating things, Tom O'Donnell.

Sorry, guys.

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