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I am trying to leave my gym

It's easier to get divorced

Gyms are the worst ones

Oh my word

And when I signed up a couple of years ago

I've got a cheaper local gym now

Where I go to with the kids and my wife

So I said I'll cancel our memberships

I thought it'd be really easy I didn't think they did those fixed term long term contracts now where I go to with the kids and my wife. So I said, look, I'll cancel our memberships.

I thought it'd be really easy.

I didn't think they did those fixed term, long-term contracts.

20 minutes yesterday, 20 minutes.

Transfer to three, three different people, all right?

I rang and straight away the little bit.

They must just, I think it was, she sounded excited.

She went, oh, I can't do that let me transfer you to the blame and I'm like what where am I going now then there's music for 10 minutes I'm like

am I trapped in the system and I know what they're trying to do they are urging me to hang up I'm

I'm not going anywhere if I'm I'll cancel the show I will I'm staying here until I die okay I'm going to wait this out. So I feed the dogs. I start

unloading the washing machine. I start using it. And then a humanoid picks up. Hello?

And I said, yeah, I'd like to cancel my gym membership. She goes, I just need your phone number.

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