Christian, Christian, the Christian O'Connell Show, podcast.

My 15-year-old daughter went back to school yesterday.

If your kids went back to school yesterday, you lucky people.

She came home yesterday, and I haven't seen her that happy in a very, very long time.

It literally altered her DNA.

She said when they all had to go in, uh, they had to go in a bit

earlier, was trying to settle everyone down. Yeah. She's never seen. So she's almost 16. So, uh, you know,

she's been in schools both sides of the world. So she's, you know, she's got a good take on what it's like

at school. She said she has never seen such scenes yesterday as they said, the noise noise it was like a carnival as kids actually

were running running skipping cartwheeling into school and said so was it was like at the start

of a new school year she went no kids are happy at the start of new school year you're worried about

your new classmates and your home teacher and all of that she said no no no the noise the

hubbub you know.

And she said it was incredible.

The teachers obviously just weren't ready for, she said the teachers were all like,

stay too near to each other.

Stop high fiving.

High five is cancelled this year.

Teachers are outnumbered, really, when you think about it. But yeah, so perhaps you'll have this very, very soon when Audi goes back to school.

Not soon enough, Christian.

Not soon enough.

Yeah, that would only been half the school, right?

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