We want to talk about and get your stories about things you brought from TV adverts.

We'll chat to a call it yesterday and he got a mop, one of those.

Mops are, I think, top five things you see them.

Mops, squeegee things for windows as well, outside windows as well, to save money on window cleaners.

We want to know what did you buy from a TV advert.

You've got for me, haven't you, Patsy?

No, I haven't. It's the love god. He's addicted

to Danos Direct. So he thought he's very big on the lawn when we had real lawn and he wanted to

air rate it. He used to feed it every month, do all the right things, clip it with scissors. I'm not

kidding you. The edges would be clipped with big household cigars. It's like a job. It's like a grounds. Crazy.

So anyway, he saw these air rating spike shoes and they were sort of like...

See, that's your problem there, right?

It's like, you don't see like the pros at the G.

Some guy would just sign it on his over his sneakers ever.

Otherwise, they'd be doing it.

They'd have loads of kids or something,

work experience, Lancers walking across the oval all day long. They're like a plastic sandal

with, you know, like footy spikes that you'd see on a footy shoe. Like cramponts, it used to go

and climb a mountain. Yeah, and, um, Velcro across the top. So he thought, oh, this would be

great. This would be easy. So he thought, oh, this would be great.

This would be easy.

So he went across the front of it.

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