Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Hey, thanks for downloading the pod.

This is Jack, and I'm here to tell you about today's episode where we are going to celebrate

all the best moments of the Queen of Werribee and the Queen of our show, Patsy.

You might notice sometimes we talk about Patsy like she's not in the room and that's because she actually

isn't. How the studio is configured is Christian and I don't hardly have any eyeline to Pats

who's in a special news booth across a hallway and we can, you know, if we crane our necks,

we can just see her in there. But it doesn't make her any less part of the show, of course.

Personally, she is my favorite member of the show, as are these many unhinged moments from Patsy.

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Patsy sent me a message last night.

She needs some advice.

Patsy, how can I help?

Aughty has her very first mobile phone.

Oh, dear, that must be frightening for you. Freedom.

She can contact the outside world.

And indeed, the support services.

It's a step of trepidation.

We didn't want to get it for another 12 months until she was sort of nearly year 7, but there was an incident last week.

The buses couldn't get to their normal stop.

So sort of last minute, they were rerouted.

And we knew, like the school sent out a text alert,

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