Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

All right, Jackie Boy, I called Jack yesterday, right?

And I literally was like walking into a gunfight.

Everyone knows this moment when you have a little baby that's only a couple of weeks old,

when they're really kicking off.

And they're screaming the house down.

I called, I didn't even know you were in the car,

just presumed you at home because it was so noisy.

It sounded like, oh, there was a nappy being changed,

or he was hungry, your little seven-week-old baby son Gordon.

But I almost immediately hung out.

He was like, oh, God, no part of this.

You didn't even say hello.

You answered. You could hear him screaming, go, oh, this is not a good time.

I actually said, you don't need me.

And I was like, I said, hung up.

I was like, thank God that part of my life will never come back.

There's a phrase someone told me about other people's dramas sometimes.

You go, that's not my circus and those aren't my monkeys.

And that phrase came back to me, yes, I was that, that's not my circus and those aren't my monkeys. And the monkeys were wild yesterday.

So what was it?

Was it feeding times or lunch time?

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