The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, aka the Werribee Love God, is always on call.

He works for Office Works, okay?

And he's got an Office Works car.

And we feel sorry for him because he's pimping him out.

So we had a third birthday a few weeks ago, and Petruna said to the parents,

I'll have Chris come in the office works car

and have him take kids for a ride around the park

in the office works car.

Like at some sort of clown car

at a circus.

Honestly, I felt a little bit like Jodie Foster

in taxi driver.

You know, we're actually,

Benker and I are looking for a theme

for Gordon's first birthday next month.

Patsy, got another booking.

We'll be there.

Simon is always on call.

Hey, Christian, it's Simon here.

I'm a graphic designer.

And for the best part of 15 years, I was asked to do everyone's wedding invites, family photo

retouching, new business cards and all of that sort of stuff.

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