MINI: A-Z of Slips and Falls

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Comedy, Music Interviews, Music, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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After Christian slipped in the Kitchen last night, we want to know how and when you've had a fall

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0:00.0	Christian.
0:01.3	Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:04.8	Yesterday evening, I slipped in my kitchen.
0:08.7	Daughter had spilled apple juice, and because we're talking about this, our teenagers, why the hell would you cliver up?
0:14.0	No, no.
0:14.8	You just set a trap for your dad, a man trap.
0:17.6	This happens.
0:18.6	See, what does that Barbie movie?
0:19.9	He thinks I need to take out the
0:21.0	cane in my life. She waits 10 days, so there's nothing suspicious. I think it's safe
0:25.7	to go into the kitchen. I wasn't wearing my slippers. The patriarchy. Patriarchy gets
0:30.2	taken down with a puddle, a puddle of apple juice. And I did this thing where I've actually
0:37.1	torn something in my gluttics.
0:38.9	Oh, no.
0:39.7	You're gluttops.
0:40.7	I think my gluteus, Maximus in my buttocks.
0:43.7	Oh, no.
0:44.4	You've torn your ass.
0:45.7	I've torn ass.
0:46.7	You've torn ass.
0:47.7	The front leg, my right leg went there, you know, when you, it goes out.
0:50.7	And I went into a semi-splits and at my age man like me can't do the splits.
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