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Right now on the show, then we're getting back into the A to Z of School.

It's all about the letter D this week.

So if you're a wild and crazy guy like Jack and I, we got detentions.

Oh, Square Bear!

Patsy didn't get one.

I got quite a few, actually.

And one of the main ones was from, do you remember when it was raining?

You wouldn't have had a lot of this, obviously, in Australia.

But we did in the UK. It was really miserable during the winter because you weren't allowed to go outside

your break and recess. Yeah, indoor time table. That was the highlight of the day, just getting

out there in the prison yard. And so you used to have to stay indoors and have your break

indoors. And then some poor teacher would have to keep an eye on you. Because unfortunately, you look up the prisoners without letting them outside.

It got feral in there.

Do you remember the windows would all steam up in there?

And you'd draw rude symbols on the windows.

And so there was always a teacher to give up their lunch break to watch you horrible lot.

And so the teacher would just be in there for a couple of minutes,

then they bugger off, probably have a cigarette, cry, shot of whiskey, and then come back

round again. And so there would be about sort of a hundred of us in there at desks, at 80 desks.

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