MINI: A-Z of Childhood Injuries
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2022
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Putting together the A-Z of your childhood injuries, this might have you squirming in your seats!
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| 0:00.0 | Christian. |
| 0:01.0 | Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | We're trying to do the alphabet, A through to Z, of your injured body parts. |
| 0:09.0 | Injuries you sustained as a kid. |
| 0:12.0 | Good morning to Adrian. Christian, when I was 10, playing in the playground at school. |
| 0:19.0 | I got the idea of jumping from one wall to another, |
| 0:22.8 | pretending I was Kit from Knight Rider. |
| 0:25.4 | I went face first into the first wall. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh! |
| 0:28.7 | I was intended to jump on, smashing in my two front teeth. |
| 0:32.4 | F for front teeth, Rio. |
| 0:34.3 | Blood everywhere. |
| 0:36.0 | We rushed to the dentist with my teeth in a whole handkey. |
| 0:41.7 | Good God, some of these are intense as well, the calls and the conversations I can |
| 0:48.6 | overhear as well. |
| 0:50.8 | All right, so we're trying to go through the alphabet of your injured body parts sustained that you got when you were a kid. |
| 0:57.2 | So far, Ria, what have we ticked off? |
| 0:58.8 | We've got the fibula. |
| 1:00.3 | We've got the knee and we've got the front teeth. |
| 1:03.6 | All right, good morning to young Alfie and his mum, Louise. |
| 1:07.8 | Can't call him this morning. |
| 1:09.2 | But my son Alfie would like to tick off E for elbow. Broke his elbow. Louise, can't call in this morning, but my son Alf, he would like to tick off E for elbow. |
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