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And then you're texting six words right from your phone.

Or to tell us just how your weekend was.

Were you at the pub or chilling at home?

Text us now, but only use six words in your message.

Patsy, what's your six-word weekend?

They have gone and wrecked Brute.

You know, Brut is my favourite scent on the love god.

He's been wearing it since we met yeah like three decades

it's such a classic smell when i smell that it reminds me of my dad he used to use used to use

brew it's a an old-school manly smell isn't is that is that sandal not the after shave like he

wears a deodorant like an aerosol yeah yeah yeah or the roll yeah. Or the roll-on. No, oh, no, no.

I like the roll-on.

I never trust them.

I don't know why.

You don't trust the roll-on. I don't think it's going to do that. That thing's going to do anything. And it's sticky and the wetness under your arm. You do have to hold your armpits up for a little bit.

I just let them dry out.

And it's like the action with the spray

because you do that swoosh because your body.

Yeah.

And then maybe you going back sometimes. Well, yeah, cross your muscles. Let's go with that. Anyway, the love god's been wearing it, years and years and years. And as you know, it kind of sets me off a bit. We didn't. Okay. Wow.

About that. Back in the bedroom with the humans. Well, it takes me back to, you know, our early 20s. Anyway. But doesn't he wear it every day? Yeah. Okay. So you get activated every day. Oh, yeah. Hell of a life out there. That cold a sack. You don't know what goes on, Jack? Anyway, he got in the car at the weekend after showering that morning, and he has a different scent. What is this? Fifty shades of brutes. I said to him, you smell different. What are you wearing? And he goes, just the brute? And I said, no. Just the brute. Nothing else. He was naked. We some sock suspenders. You know what time it is. You know it is. It's Brut o'clock. And I said, no, you smell different. That's not brute. And he goes, yes, it is. I just bought it yesterday. I said, the antiperspirate, the brute antiperspirant they've been wearing for decades.

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