The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast. Melbourne's biggest radio phone-in. Five phone-ins running at the same time. Since we came back this year with this, there have been every single Tuesday so many great stories. And some trickle on until the next day after. Even last week we got the great spy stories, the day after when we're talking about your parents having an unusual job. All right, here are the five phone ins if you've got any stories as always as you listen to them and come trickling by if you've got any stories pick up the phone and give us a call 941141413. Nothing about envelopes. I cheated. I'm ashamed to say that watching my daughter play Saturday sports at the weekend. She's playing

touch rugby. And I was stood on the touchline watching and the rival coach was stood next to me.

And as a player, one of the girls was about to go on. She said, start playing it out wide.

Start playing it out wide. i passed this on to my daughter

i went tell your teammates tell your coach they're going to start to play it out wide she went oh

i don't think you should do that went what you do with the information is up to you i cheated

a bit ashamed maybe you'll be barred from the touchstone from now on i cheated whatever. What have you cheated at? 9414-1043. Yesterday, he was playing golf in the evening, got hit in the head by a golf ball. What have you been hit in the head by? I'm looking for all kinds of stories, but unusual, weird and wonderful things that you've been hit in the noggin by. 941414-104-3.

Last week it was the Brit Awards. You might have heard about this. It was the Brit Awards in London. And where it's hosted, it's a real pain to get to. Forget going by car. You'll be there for ages. It'll take you two hours at least. So Ronnie Wood, you know, from the Rolling Stones. It's got the London Underground. And to get the London Underground to where the Brits is hosted,

your 45 minutes in a compartment on a London Underground. There's no getting off. There's nowhere to get off. You're Ronnie Wood. People are going to see who you are. Ronnie Wood was on the London Underground last week. Good man. Headed to the Brits. Your spottings of celebrities on planes, trains, trams and automobiles.

And things you found out late in life. Our young producer Rio has only just found out the pickles part of the cucumber family. What did you find out late in life? So here are the topics today.

I cheated. What have you been hit in the head by? Oh, and finally, I forgot this one. Monkeys. Simply that. If you've got a story about a monkey, we need to hear about it. The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast. So the five-top us today on five-tobit Tuesday are. I cheated. What are your stories about you cheating? What have you been hit in the head by? I'm hitting the head by a golf ball yesterday. Anything to do with monkeys? It's just an open phone in monkey stories. Famous people on planes, trains, trams or automobiles, the things you found out late in life. Christian, I found it late in life. What afternoon delight meant in the song? I only found it in my 40s. That's from Simone. All right,

let's take some calls right now. Let's go to Marty. Good morning.

Yeah, good. So, you were calling and you've been hitting the head by something. What is it?

Yeah, I got hitting the head by a dead and defeathered chicken on my way to my round as a posty

in Santa Rode, East Bentley. You got hitting in the head by a dead defeathered chicken.

Yeah, the guy must have come from the side of me and he just pulled up through it at me head

and he says, I believe you're hungry.

I hope you like KFC.

I said, it's not even cooked, mate.

What a strange encounter.

A KFC drive-by.

Yep, it was.

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