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Christian, Christian, Christian, Iconnell.

The Christian O'Connell Show. Three Topic Tuesday, where we give you three phone ins at the same time. As always, you're the stars. We're looking for stories about your wardrobe malfunctions, like Donald Trump, wearing his trousers, this is on, back to front. And I don't mean just going for, like, walkabouts with his trousers on. How can you actually, in all seriousness, put your trousers on back to them?

For guys, there's a definitive sort of start, you know, front and back to them. And wouldn't he still have to zip at the back? Yes. Yes. But he's Trump. They're all going, do you're going to say anything to you? I'm not going to say anything. He's mad. It's a man as man ever. It's like screaming at you and the wig are full off.

If anything, we should all turn our trails back to front

so he doesn't mad it's a man as man ever it's not screaming at you and the wigger fall off if anything we should all turn our trails back to front so he doesn't think it's weird yes that's right maybe it's a mager thing you know that's another and also how did he go to the toilet in them yeah anyway we don't need to speak about that anyway wardrobe malfunctions old school competitions that you've entered, and what was your school

speech on? You know when you shudder sometimes and you look back at what you were like at 15

and you just think, what a toll? I was singing yesterday, I was like, oh God, that happened.

Oh, God. Mine, I thought I was so wild and rebellious. Mine was why we shouldn't have to

wear school uniform.

Oh, the people's champion.

We never heard this one before.

Man the barricades.

Get a load of him.

The teachers hate him, but the kids love him.

Yeah.

Jamie, good morning.

Good morning.

My school speech was, how could I change the world?

One thing.

Mine was, can we change our black shoes to Michael Jordan's?

See, these speeches, they date it, don't they?

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