The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

Hello, this email's just come in from Sandy Murphy.

This is incredible.

What do we like at the moment?

Christiane, yesterday, me and my five-year-old granddaughter, we were out for the day,

and she needed to go to the public toilets.

Off we go and wait in line to use the toilets.

There was a worker standing just outside the toilet stool doors holding rolls

of toilet paper asking everyone if they were doing a number one or a number two.

No.

I asked my granddaughter, what did she need? A number one or a number two. She said, Nana, just a number

one. So the lady handed her three squares of toilet paper.

Oh, that's insane. That is crazy. When I queried why there was no toilet paper in the cubicles for us to use, get this. She told me that people were breaking the holders and stealing the rolls inside. We're descending into, like, you know, you see this in zombie movies.

Yes.

When people go crazy and, yeah, what, stealing this?

This is insane.

And the zombies aren't even on the street yet.

Like, what's going to happen when the zombies actually get in?

What do you mean yet?

Let's sort of start those rumors that if you get coronavirus and die,

you come back to life as a zombie i'm joking nothing

will happen like that all right so coming up next one dollar jingle yesterday on the show we set

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