Buzzard writes in

Stop messing around singing children songs and give us some advice, Manchin, seven exclamation points.

Thank you for that.

Thank you for the exclamation points.

Those extra exclamation points really hit home, really made me think extra about this email. By the way you can email the show

Roto underworld at gmail.com also on Twitter at roto underworld. You want advice buzzard? Thank you for that. You want advice?

Huh? You want advice? Really? Is that what you want for me? Is that what you're

tuning in? Well you can't handle my advice. I don't think you can handle it! I don't think you can't handle my advice.

I don't know why? Because I read responses to my advice on Twitter.

Someone asked for my advice last week. They asked for a start sit decision

help. Nothing I hate more than start sit decisions. Oh God. That's why we set up the Roto Underworld Concierge service. You go to Player Profiler

dot com, you click on concierge at the top, submit the form and you can ask me any question you'd like and I welcome it. I am here at your

beck and call. I'm here for your service because you're paying me $45 to do so. That's our price. Before the season starts and I help you with your draft,

the concierge service is $60. In season, if you want to sign up now, get a discount.

$45.

Makes sense.

Why do we have that price?

That's a lot more expensive than other people charge

because, well, time is money,

and I actually spend quite a bit of time with the concierge customers.

Once you have access, the floodgates open.

Suddenly one question day becomes two questions a day becomes three questions a day, and that's

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